Monday, February 15, 2010

She comes out of shotguns and old victorolas.

Charles Bukowski

she comes out of cannons and shotguns and old victrolas.
she comes from parasites with blue eyes and soft voices.
she comes out from under the organ like a roach.
she keeps coming.


From Chapter 1: Loomings


...Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea? Why upon your first voyage as a passenger, did you yourself feel such a mystical vibration, when first told that you and your ship were now out of sight of land? Why did the old Persians hold the sea holy? Why did the Greeks give it a separate deity, and make him the own brother of Jove? Surely all this is not without meaning. And still deeper the meaning of that story of Narcissus, who because he could not grasp the tormenting, mild image he saw in the fountain, plunged into it and was drowned. But that same image, we ourselves see in all rivers and oceans. It is the image of the ungraspable phantom of life; and this is the key to it all.

^ fuckin' righteous@!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Hamma my bones on the Anvil of Daylight!

And I now present to you a source of great joy to myself and many others: Conan and Mr. T go apple picking.

BTW MAFACAKINFUCKIN BLOCKPOSTAS FTW. Dis here's a website where you can make posters out of shit you find on the internet, devoted to themes such as my cat, ascetically pleasing foods, members of the Sons of Lee Marvin, and dead people that I wish were alive again.

'09 Memorial















Sunday, February 7, 2010

And I quoteth!


And I quoteth from the scripture of the formal '07 UP Michigan Road Trip Plans in their entirety, in which Ross, Kreterfield and myself feigned college-visits to our parents in order to walk in lakes while listening to Atom Heart Mother, climb Wisconsin mountains on acid, ingest Black & Milds, crown royale, and marijuana like it was our job, kill Deer with our automobile, play soccer with rocks around abandoned lighthouses, travel over 1500 miles solely for a thrift store, cause forest fires, etc. at his campground in Michigan. Found on notebook paper in an old bag of mine:

Day 4

Knox

Iowa- Self guided tours

Minnesota- Day 2

Carlton

Knox U of I

Sup sally? Sup nigger jesus?



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